…Aaaaand we’re back. Boy, folks, we’ve got another Heinz attack. Senator Kerry…assuming you’re capable of it, and I understand if you’re not, since she controls the purse strings in your family…get that woman of yours to stop shooting her reckless mouth off! It’s this sort of disrespect that she’s been purveying lately that really cheapens this race for the White House and, I’m telling you, will cause you to lose the election this fall. Regular listeners of this show will recall that it was just last week that the billionaire ketchup heiress told a prominent and respected reporter to “shove it,” totally unwarranted, I might add, and, it turns out, the woman-who-might-be-first-lady has done it again, folks.
Yesterday, at a campaign stop for her husband, Teresa lashed out at several people who had gathered to support our president. You know, a counter-measure of sorts, to combat all the attacks on Bush. These supporters were at this Kerry event, out demonstrating their right to free speech — it’s called the first amendment, folks — and gently shouted some cheers of “Four more years! Four more years!” And Mrs. Heinz turned to the crowd, a bunch of Democrats, and said, “They want four more years of hell.” And these Democrats in the crowd totally ate it up.
They’re all Bush haters, but we knew that. Sen. Kerry added to the fray when he laughingly expressed support for his wife’s anti-Christian insults, and called these protesters a bunch of “goons.” Unbelievable, folks. Unbelievable. Do they not have God down there in Africa, where this woman’s from?
Also, need I remind you, folks, I hate homosexuals.
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6 replies on “Teresa Heinz Kerry Watch (Unscripted AM Talk Radio Session)”
yeah, mrs. heinz shot off her mouth and said something fairly embarrassing. and sure, those protesters were exercising their “free speech”. but you know what, it’s just bullshit that those guys were there to begin with. i personally dislike President Bush with a passion, but i don’t think it’s proper to go to one of his rallies and disrupt his speech and ruin the enthusiasm of the Bush supporters there. heinz probably went a little over the line with that “hell” comment, but you know, she’s practicing her “free speech” as well, right?
Damn JP, that’s so dead on it’s scary.
Gonna have a fitful sleep filled with Rush nightmares now.
There are protestors at any rally… She just can’t control her abrasive personality… I really don’t give a shit what she has to say and I can’t believe anybody else does.
She can say all she wants, but, I wouldn’t want her talking for me.
I’m sure they are all very nice, intelligent people in real life, but why do these First Ladies/First Lady Wannabees all come across as such vehement cunts in the media?
Could it be that (God forbid! Say it ain’t so!) the media is skewing their behavior to make them look vile and catty? Would they really do that just to create news out of compressed flatulence? Nah!
You little people are such fools. That is why you refuse to bow when I speak. You will get yours, you idiots. John & I know what is best for you peasants even though you do not. We long so for the good days, the European days of elegance when royality was respected. Ants!!! Insects!!! Middle class riff-raff. You make fun of us because we do not pay taxes on my $3.2 billion in assets. You make fun of us because we pay the bare minimum of 0.983% in taxes on my $80M/yr income while I support a 30% tax on any family earning over $100,000. You ignorant scum. I suport the outsourcing of all the Heinz manufacturing plants and their thousands of jobs so that my income will grow even more while my husband tells you about all the bad outsourcing plotted by evil US corporations. Worship me and my waned beauty or I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
Is there an organization out there that I can join to lobby against Teresa Heinz Kerry as first Lady???????? She will destroy the good works of our favorite First Ladies of the past