low culture: Old School Archives

April 14, 2007

entertain me! (Pilot #2)

Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a VH1-styled "fashion police" parody, alongside a short documentary-esque comedy segment about modern urban office life in NYC. Also, puppies.

Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 1 here.

Posted at 7:07 PM in a Desperate, Don't Sue, From the Wizards Who Brought You the First-Ever Dual-Topic, Dual-Column Blog from Way Back When, Life Imitates Blog, Link-Pandering, OC-centric, Old School, Original Video, Sorta Dumb, Right?, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

entertain me! (Pilot #1)

Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a piece about Ken Burns analyzing NBC's The Office, alongside red-carpet interview footage with Julianne Moore and David Duchovny, et al.

Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 2 here.

Posted at 7:01 PM in a Desperate, Don't Sue, Hive-Minded, Life Imitates Blog, Likely to be Misunderstood, Link-Pandering, OC-centric, Old School, Original Video, We Made Peace With It and Did It, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

Domains Is Not Cribs

An outtake, deleted scene, or what-have-you from our AOL pilot project starring former "Overheard in New York" editor Michael Malice.

Green carpets, green screens.

Posted at 6:36 PM in a Desperate, Don't Sue, Hive-Minded, Life Imitates Blog, Old School, Original Video fashion.

June 12, 2006

Does That Also Go for Zarqawi?

"They are smart, they are creative, they are committed... They have no regard for life, neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us."
- Rear Adm. Harry B. Harris Jr., commander of the detention camp at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. (Quoted by James Risen and Tim Golden, 3 Prisoners Commit Suicide at Guantánamo, The New York Times, June 11, 2006.)

Posted at 5:14 PM in a Desperate, Every Entry Doesn't Have a Clever Graphic, Grave, Not Funny At All, Old School, Rare Political, Sure To Be Forgotten, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

April 19, 2006

Old Issue

Posted at 12:00 PM in a Desperate, Old School fashion.

Make our "team" part of your "team"

Jean-Paul Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, is notoriously competitive, and nonetheless settles for bottom-tier tokenism. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!

Matt Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling special?

Guy Cimbalo is so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are! Guy's our very own star of stage and screen and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at The Firm. Rowr!

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