low culture: March 2007 Archives

March 7, 2007

Good AIM/Bad AIM (Target Practice)

More so-called "original content": a space-age instructional how-to on the proper protocol for instant messaging communication. Because we all wish we could be as skillful with using original film stock and found footage as noted director Roman Coppola!

Posted at 2:32 PM in a But Those People Were Never Our Target Audience Anyways, Desperate, Don't Sue, Good, We're on the Same Page Now, Hive-Minded, Link-Pandering, Original Video, Too 'Office Pirate'-ish? fashion.

March 6, 2007

Original video content! We're just like everyone else! The Office: A Documentary Film by Ken Burns

Jazz? Baseball? The Civil War? Borrrrrring.

Documentarian Ken Burns examines the relationship plight that has torn our nation asunder: Karen vs. Pam, from NBC's The Office. (Part of our pilot project for AOL.)

Posted at 3:41 PM in a And We've Now Graduated to that Mythical 'Next Level', Desperate, Don't Sue, From the Wizards Who Brought You the First-Ever Dual-Topic, Dual-Column Blog from Way Back When, Original Video, So What I Was Saying Was, You're Witnessing the Newest, Freshest Trend in Blog-Posting Right Here fashion.

Make our "team" part of your "team"

Jean-Paul Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, is notoriously competitive, and nonetheless settles for bottom-tier tokenism. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!

Matt Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling special?

Guy Cimbalo is so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are! Guy's our very own star of stage and screen and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at The Firm. Rowr!

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Good AIM/Bad AIM (Target Practice)
Original video content! We're just like everyone else! The Office: A Documentary Film by Ken Burns

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