low culture: April 2006 Archives

April 19, 2006

From Our Home Office in Hacksville, Long Island: Top Ten Daily Show with Jon Stewart On-Air Graphics About the Resignation of Scott McClellan

10. Scott'ched
9. McClellan/Departney
8. Don't Look Flack
7. Too Meek's Notice
6. Mild and Out
5. Something, Something, Jewish Joke Here TK
4. Spun Out
3. F'd Scott
2. Scott Bye-O!
1. Best Week Ever

Carnac Says: "You will do a segment about Hu Jintao's dinner with Bill Gates using the headline Guess Hu's Coming to Dinner. Myaaaaw... May your jokes be ghosted by Andy Borowitz!"

Posted at 1:01 PM in a Desperate fashion.

Old Issue

Posted at 12:00 PM in a Desperate, Old School fashion.

April 11, 2006

We Hear... Bill Clinton Can't Resist a Camera

We’ve received these pictures before and sort of ignored them. But they showed up today, and have newfound relevantacity. If the emailer from a right wing-aligned media organization close to the story is to be believed—and frankly, there’s no particular reason to believe it, but why not?—that’s Clinton, with his arm around pretty much everyone he meets. Insert your own politically-motivated, disgraced journalist-coddling jokes here.

Posted at 2:57 PM in a Desperate fashion.

April 6, 2006

Happy Huh? Day

It's Thursday? What happened? I thought it was Wednesday.

Posted at 5:00 PM in a Desperate fashion.

April 4, 2006

Sesame Seeds: Because Lifestyle Begins At Conception

From Sesame Workshop and Experts from Less Than Zero: Sesame Seeds, a fun, new way to give your fetus the ultimate head start.

Related: Sesame Street Videos Spark Controversy, by David Crary, Associated Press, April 4, 2006.

Posted at 9:22 AM in a Desperate fashion.

Make our "team" part of your "team"

Jean-Paul Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, is notoriously competitive, and nonetheless settles for bottom-tier tokenism. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!

Matt Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling special?

Guy Cimbalo is so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are! Guy's our very own star of stage and screen and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at The Firm. Rowr!

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From Our Home Office in Hacksville, Long Island: Top Ten Daily Show with Jon Stewart On-Air Graphics About the Resignation of Scott McClellan
Old Issue
We Hear... Bill Clinton Can't Resist a Camera
Happy Huh? Day
Sesame Seeds: Because Lifestyle Begins At Conception

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