low culture: Blind Item Guessing Game

January 14, 2005

Blind Item Guessing Game

Despite low culture's attorney's protestations, we're pushing through with our New York Times Op-Ed Page blind item guessing game, pesky legal troubles be damned.

From yesterday's Maureen Dowd column:

A few years ago at a White House Correspondents' dinner, I met a very beautiful actress. Within moments, she blurted out: "I can't believe I'm 46 and not married. Men only want to marry their personal assistants or P.R. women."

Send your (nonlibelous!) theories to tips@gaw, er, just post them in the comments or something.

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