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October 19, 2004

Yes, But He Was Still Funnier That Night Than Jimmy Fallon Was in Taxi

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According to the (criminally Pulitzer Prize-free) reporters at Page Six:

FORMER Saturday Night Live star Tracy Morgan had an embarrassing episode at Suede last Thursday night. A spywitness tells us the highly intoxicated comic stripped off his shirt, crawled around on all fours and vomited on the floor before concerned friends eventually carried him out of the club. It wasn't the first time Morgan melted down during a night on the town � he's still banned from Madame X after a drunken debacle there a few years back. Morgan's manager did not return calls.

Confidential to Tracy: Pull it together, man. Your destiny is not here.

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