September 27, 2004
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That's a heart. And it's for you. Well, it's for you if you plan to blog about I ♥ Huckabees this week.

But be careful. It's easy to mess up this special tag and wind up with the wrong title, like:

I ♣ Huckabees (Way too violent.)
I ♠ Huckabees (The ASPCA does advocate the spaying and neutering of Huckabees, but only by a trained veterinarian.)
I ® Huckabees (Only David O. Russell can say that!)
I ‾ Huckabees (Only Jon Brion can say that, and he doesn't tend to over-score the movies he works on. Well, other than Magnolia, that is.)

And, finally, a title that seems unlikely since Huckabees is opening in limited release against Ladder 49 and Shark Tale this Friday:
I $ Huckabees.

I'd ♥ that, but I doubt we'll see it.

Posted in a Shallow fashion.

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