Saddam Hussein's point-by-point guide to pointing
First, unveil your fist...and get ready. This will be your "pointing hand."
OK, shoot. Whip the index finger out, and aim it pointedly at your accuser. You might even consider gesticulating with your other hand. It certainly adds flair.
Nah, that "other hand" idea was poor. Lower it discreetly, and keep firing away with your primary pointing hand.
Wait, wait, an idea...the "other hand" should be a secondary pointing hand! It's like a double-barreled shotgun, and you're the firing squad.
Use the pointer to enrich your narrative. Remind your audience you've had your ups, your downs...
...and Allah above will always be monitoring us all.
Pack it in, though, when it occurs to you that the newly appointed prime minister wants nothing less than your execution.
