low culture: Airing all this weekend on the USA Network...

June 18, 2004

Airing all this weekend on the USA Network...

Another weekend, another new crop of films to consider seeing...but how to sift through the varied options and spend your hard-earned $10.25 wisely?

Thanks to media consolidation, however, there's a new option, one where you don't have to spend any money at all. In fact, the studios don't even have to spend anything either if they just make these movies with C-list stars for a D-List cable network. Big spending producers, read on and prepare to save your millions.

	*The Terminal* Starring Yes, Dear's Anthony Clark and Kyra Sedgwick
	*The Stepford Wives* Starring Brooke Shields
	*Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban* Starring Quintuplet's Ryan Pinkston, as Harry
	*The Day After Tomorrow* Starring 7th Heaven's Jeremy London, and featuring Tony Danza as his concerned father
	*The Chronicles of Riddick* Starring Charlie Sheen and pop/R&B star Brandy
	*Before Sunset* Starring Sean Astin and Neve Campbell as lovers reunited
	*Troy* Starring Ryan Seacrest as Achilles, and Eric Bana

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