Abercrombie & Fitch has released its Summer catalogue, their first since the execrable National Coalition for the Protection of Children and Families managed to have the magalog shuttered. After the Christmas Issue was pulled, the “Spring Break' issue never even made it to the stores. But in good news for the corporation, it looks like the reinvented, post-boycott A&F catalogue isn't going to ruffle any religious-right feathers. Below, a brief comparison between the two.

exposed female breasts in “Spring Break': 19
exposed female breasts in “Summer': 0

homoerotic embraces in “Spring Break': 7
homoerotic embraces in “Summer': 0

body hair visible in “Spring Break': negligible
body hair visible in “Summer': negligible

male buttocks in “Spring Break': 10
male buttocks in “Summer': 0

black models visible in “Spring Break': negligible
black models visible in “Summer': negligible

dolphins pictured in “Spring Break': 0
dolphins pictured in “Summer': 9