Man on the Cross Street (Passion Survey #1)
We interviewed a completely random selection of movie goers exiting the 12PM screening of The Passion of the Christ at the Jerusalem Multiplex 16 to get their opinions on this controversial film.
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"I found it hard to watch... for obvious reasons. What did I ever do to Mel Gibson?" |
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"Um, it didn't end that way. I came back, you know." |
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"Me? I don't really remember much of the film. I tried to buy a diet Coke before it started, and they were all charging $4.50, and I'm all, 'Fuck that!' and got this free cup of tap water instead, which I immediately turned into el vino and promptly got wasted off my ass, sitting in the back of the theater...Jerusalem in the hoooouuuuuse!" |
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"The third act...was excruciating. It was painful to watch, outright unbearable." |
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"I liked the first half hour. The rest reminded me of stuff I'd rather forget." |
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"I hate to quibble since he got so much right. But Roman Soldier #6 wasn't such a jerk to me. He actually gave me a stick of gum, which was nice." |
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"Pshaw! Like I ever knew a girl as hot as Monica Bellucci!" |
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"I didn't get to see the film...they had a 'No Pets' policy in the theater. They wanted me to sacrifice my lamb's movie going experience, and I said, 'No!...C'mon, he's not so baaaaaaaaaaaad.' Ha! Get it? I make jokes sometimes, you know." |
