If you thought Seattle was full of flannel-clad aging grunge rockers and the sexiest person there is Michael Kinsley dressed as Gorton's fisherman (left), swing on by The Stranger's Web site for their annual Valentine's Day Seattle's Sex Bombs spread.

As expected in a city where coffee runs hot and cold out of the faucets, there's Sexiest Baristas (four of 'em), but there's also a Sexiest Republican who makes Ann Coulter look (even more) like a she-beast. (Equal Time Regulations stipulate that The Stranger show a Sexy Deniac, too.) Then there are the Sexiest Movie Theater Employees, who look like the girls from t.A.T.u., only they weren't cooked up in a post-Soviet lesbi-teen lab in Siberia. Sexiest Waiter? Someone out there wrote, "I'd like to lick Alfredo sauce off his ass-crack." Like 'em smart? Check out Sexiest Physics Majors. Sexiest Retail Clerk? Babe check, aisle nine!

You get the idea. Go check 'em all out for yourself. Flights to Seattle can be booked through your travel agent or online.