Unintentionally hilarious photo of the moment, Vol. 3
Certainly one might throw out some captions here like "I call Rummy...you guys get Lewis, the closeted gay rations chef," but on a more topical and news-related note, we're going with, "Don't worry, Donald, you may have been willfully left out of the Iraq Stabilization Group, but we have faith in your athletic skills."
(with thanks to Danny for the source)