I fantasize about being married to Jennifer Garner, too, but I don't tell The New York Friggin' Times:
"Mr. Wilson proudly showed off photographs of Ms. Plame, calling her a real-life Jennifer Garner, the actress who plays a spy on 'Alias' on ABC-TV and whom the C.I.A. has enlisted as a spokeswoman to appeal to recruits."
Life imitates art which is also imitating life. Is the whole world a big Charlie Kaufman film?
Jean-Paul
Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, is notoriously competitive, and nonetheless settles for bottom-tier tokenism. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!
Matt
Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire,
and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander
and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped
by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling
special?
Guy Cimbalo is
so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are!
Guy's our very own star of stage and screen and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at
The Firm. Rowr!
What "They" Say About "Us"
"Humor so black you're afraid to laugh." - Playboy
"Low Culture gets more mileage out of headlines and photo
captions than most blogs get out of endless pages of text." -
The Week
"No irony slips past Low Culture." -
Daniel Radosh
"what's happened to this site? it used to be one of my favorites.
now there are never new posts and when there are it's bloodied
and dismembered dead bodies... grave, indeed." - Some Guy Named
Tim
"I don't get it." - Some Person Calling Him-/Herself "Cubeoid"
Looking for an RSS Feed, or want to syndicate this site? Click here for that purpose.
Some of our older readers may be asking, "Whatever happened to that 'famous'
two-column, Shallow and Grave-formatted version of Low
Culture?" Rest assured, we've
archived that motherfucker here.
I fantasize about being married to Jennifer Garner, too, but I don't 
