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September 8, 2014

Test (Common Core Style)

'Tis but a test, this is.

Posted in a Sure To Be Forgotten fashion.

April 14, 2007

entertain me! (Pilot #2)

Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a VH1-styled "fashion police" parody, alongside a short documentary-esque comedy segment about modern urban office life in NYC. Also, puppies.

Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 1 here.

Posted in a Desperate, Don't Sue, From the Wizards Who Brought You the First-Ever Dual-Topic, Dual-Column Blog from Way Back When, Life Imitates Blog, Link-Pandering, OC-centric, Old School, Original Video, Sorta Dumb, Right?, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

entertain me! (Pilot #1)

Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a piece about Ken Burns analyzing NBC's The Office, alongside red-carpet interview footage with Julianne Moore and David Duchovny, et al.

Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 2 here.

Posted in a Desperate, Don't Sue, Hive-Minded, Life Imitates Blog, Likely to be Misunderstood, Link-Pandering, OC-centric, Old School, Original Video, We Made Peace With It and Did It, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

Domains Is Not Cribs

An outtake, deleted scene, or what-have-you from our AOL pilot project starring former "Overheard in New York" editor Michael Malice.

Green carpets, green screens.

Posted in a Desperate, Don't Sue, Hive-Minded, Life Imitates Blog, Old School, Original Video fashion.

The Waverly Interns (...Sigh)

Commissioned by and produced for vanityfair.com, featuring noted monologist Mike Daisey, for starters. (No Graydon Carter whatsoever.)

Posted in a Desperate, Don't Sue, Hive-Minded, Original Video, Satirical, Speculative, Sure To Be Forgotten, Too 'Office Pirate'-ish?, We Made Peace With It and Did It, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

March 7, 2007

Good AIM/Bad AIM (Target Practice)

More so-called "original content": a space-age instructional how-to on the proper protocol for instant messaging communication. Because we all wish we could be as skillful with using original film stock and found footage as noted director Roman Coppola!

Posted in a But Those People Were Never Our Target Audience Anyways, Desperate, Don't Sue, Good, We're on the Same Page Now, Hive-Minded, Link-Pandering, Original Video, Too 'Office Pirate'-ish? fashion.

March 6, 2007

Original video content! We're just like everyone else! The Office: A Documentary Film by Ken Burns

Jazz? Baseball? The Civil War? Borrrrrring.

Documentarian Ken Burns examines the relationship plight that has torn our nation asunder: Karen vs. Pam, from NBC's The Office. (Part of our pilot project for AOL.)

Posted in a And We've Now Graduated to that Mythical 'Next Level', Desperate, Don't Sue, From the Wizards Who Brought You the First-Ever Dual-Topic, Dual-Column Blog from Way Back When, Original Video, So What I Was Saying Was, You're Witnessing the Newest, Freshest Trend in Blog-Posting Right Here fashion.

June 26, 2006

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Frasier's Best Friend 'Eddie' Dies, People, June 26, 2006. [via TVtattle]

Earlier: Animal Superstars: Where Are They Now?

Posted in a Desperate, For Missy, God, You Really Remember Every Magazine Cover Ever, Huh?, It's Just a Dumb Parlor Trick, Frankly, Life Imitates Blog, Not Funny At All, Sad, Well, He Did Live to 16, That's Long for a Dog fashion.

June 12, 2006

Does That Also Go for Zarqawi?

"They are smart, they are creative, they are committed... They have no regard for life, neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us."
- Rear Adm. Harry B. Harris Jr., commander of the detention camp at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. (Quoted by James Risen and Tim Golden, 3 Prisoners Commit Suicide at Guantánamo, The New York Times, June 11, 2006.)

Posted in a Desperate, Every Entry Doesn't Have a Clever Graphic, Grave, Not Funny At All, Old School, Rare Political, Sure To Be Forgotten, Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then fashion.

Yes, But Bizarro Superman is as Queer as a Three-Dollar Bill

Opposite Gay: The rumors persist despite his lady friend and child.

"We were all scratching our heads... He's not a gay character." - Paul Levitz, president and publisher, DC Comics. (Quoted by Reuters, June 9, 2006)

Fine. Superman is not gay. He's just freakin' whipped.

Posted in a Desperate, Likely to be Misunderstood, Sorta Dumb, Right?, Too 'Office Pirate'-ish?, Unintentionally Homophobic, We Made Peace With It and Did It fashion.

Do They Have a Friends and Family Plan?

Posted in a Blank-Parody, Desperate, Don't Sue, Half-Hearted, Sorta Dumb, Right?, Why, Why, Why? fashion.

June 8, 2006

They Got 'Er!

Posted in a Desperate, Don't Sue, Just Kidding, Wantonly Cruel, Where's Your Sense of Humor, Jerk fashion.

Exclusive, Blah, Blah, Blah, &c.

Posted in a Desperate, Frankly Pretty Lazy, Hive-Minded, Link-Pandering fashion.

June 7, 2006

There But for the Grace of God Go I

Posted in a Desperate, Oblique, Picayune fashion.

June 6, 2006

What Day is It?

Posted in a Desperate, Frankly Pretty Lazy, Preemptively Dismissive fashion.

Prior Posts not Placed on this Page

To Script a Predator
All My Friends
A One-Act Play
A New Era Begins
Animal Superstars: Where Are They Now?
L:c:II: We're on Cruise Control (Get it? Get it? Get it?)*
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blank Man
From Our Home Office in Hacksville, Long Island: Top Ten Daily Show with Jon Stewart On-Air Graphics About the Resignation of Scott McClellan
Old Issue
We Hear... Bill Clinton Can't Resist a Camera
Happy Huh? Day

Make our "team" part of your "team"

Jean-Paul Tremblay written-ed, directed and co-produced a bunch of so-called "comedy" and "video" content, is notoriously competitive, and nonetheless settles for bottom-tier tokenism. Repped by John Herndon at Grape Dope Entertainment. Thrill jockey!

Matt Haber has written for The New York Times, Esquire, and The New York Observer. He is not allergic to pet dander and can do "ethnic" accents if the part calls for it. He is repped by Candy Addams at Entertainment 4-Every-1. Feeling special?

Guy Cimbalo is so cute! Yes, he is. Who's a cute little Guy? You are, you are! Guy's our very own star of stage and screen and is repped by Jeff Kwatinetz at The Firm. Rowr!

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